Funny Fridays

Rent or Buy

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he slept with her every night during their 5 year relationship (and married men, know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of pomping every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot sweetness, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?