Funny Fridays

Sex-Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance. The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL

Option 2:
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO & GENERAL

Option 3:
If you sleep with someone else's wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4:
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL

Option 5:
If you sleep with a Bushman-girl
- SANLAM

Option 6:
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7:
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8:
Sleeping with another man
- HOLLARD

Option 9:
Having sex on the spur of the moment
- MOMENTUM

Option 10:
Sleeping with your ex-wife
- OUTSURANCE

Option 11:
Sleeping with a prostitute
- BUDGET

Option 12:
Having sex with someone you don't even know
- DISCOVERY

Option 13:
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women